"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
oh m y G O D
"Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something."
— (via trillvcvm)
"Forgive the trees
for the way they can’t stop shaking
even after all these years of practice.
for the days you don’t even want to try."
— (via sinistermalady)
(Source: rustyvoices, via vladimirputin420)